The Real L word epic quote

So Whitney is a player but I mean that in the nicest way possible...I love her, she's hysterical and so chill. And she has a lot of dramz with this girl she hooks up with, Romi, whose so fucking hot but a drama queen. Then Whitney runs into her at a bar while she's trying to get with this other girl, Sara. Then Romi storms outside, pissed and envious, and Whitney goes out there to deal with her. When she's trying to convince her everything's okay and she does still like her, Whitney's friend Scarlett whose so fucking hot too comes out to try to help and Romi storms away and is like "just call me when people aren't around!"


Then Whitney's like "I'm just not really happy with this situation right now."
And Scarlett's like, "I bet your not. Let's drink."


LOVE IT!

An Original Christmas Song

It's really fucking bitter out there

I don't have my gloves in my coat

To survive you'll have to be a polar bear

The snow's so high but I'll keep you afloat

Now you've cracked the ice rink

And hot cocoa burned your lip

Great, now your tooth has a chink

Baby you ought to get a grip

You told a kid Santa's fictitious

You want Chanel in your stocking

His mother thinks your malicious

All the snowsuits you're mocking

Baby, my body is numb

Hurry up or I'll get ice in my hair

Warm me up with a bottle of rum

I lost my hat, do you have a spare?

TBC. . . 

HOT STEAMY picture of the day!

Hopefully I haven't posted this before already...

I wrote this a long time ago...like last year. I don't remember what it's supposed to be about but whatev!

Sorry that it's narcissistic 

That these wishes

For your pain 

Are for my own personal gain

But your reputation's already stained

You've always been the bane

Of my existence, your reign

Is one that should've been slain

Before you hit the mark

You're trying way too hard

You hear the devil hark

The angel is your shark

You burned down Noah's Ark

"I need to embark," I hear you remark

"On a journey of self-fulfillment,"

I think you've got an illness

You're shaking in the stillness

Guilty as sin motherfucker you're my evil twin

With your jutted chin, beady frog eyes and a twisted grin

Kick me in the shins

Playing dirty's how you win

But that streak's bound to come to a close

It's up to you what you wish to disclose

And what you choose to expose 

But I suppose what is enclosed

Is something that didn't shock me when it arose

Then your character will decompose

And they'll see it all, and offer a diagnosis

Public spectacle coughing up phelgm like cystic fibrosis

You've got a disease of the cranium

Injecting liquid titanium

Snorting through the rectum

Warped shit and no one does it

One hit and you killed it

Then it killed you

Stick the needle in and then you pull it through

Like you're sewing up a dress

Three more hits than you're higher than the rest

Thanks for being my saving grace

No time to waste, 'cuz we're saving face

You don't embrace you misplace

I rest my case

Like a steep slope, you win the ski race

You cheated this rat race

You claim you're no disgrace

But karma will bite your ass 

And leave you in a body brace

A sick excuse for this human race

Creating factions and off they're breaking

Ardently for me with no hesitating

Fine then bitch don't say shit like I'm okay

Go ahead don't give me the time of day

Let's get one thing straight...I'm not

"Gay and lesbian people fall in love. We settle down. We commit our lives to one another. We raise our children. We protect them. We try to be good citizens."
California Sen. Sheila Kuehl


"Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a Lesbian." 
Fran Lebowitz


"It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy." Lucille Ball


"It's hard enough to be taken seriously in the struggle for gay rights without having a bunch of straight girls running around kissing each other to get the attention of boys and videocameras." M. Robin D'Antan


"Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth." Benjamin Disraeli


"What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act like an imitation man?" Rita Mae Brown

KILLING THE STEREOTYPE!

Everyone thinks the only lesbians in the world are masculine women with short hair and men's clothes. 
Absolutely not. Look at ME. Look at her: one of the most beautiful women I've ever laid eyes on and she's A LESBIAN. Just because she's wearing red lipstick and has long hair and her hair all done and a sexy red dress on does not mean she likes dick. Absolutely not. That is actress Amber Heard by the way. Anyway, it's called FEMME/LIPSTICK. You don't need to be a stone butch to be a lesbian. That's all I'm saying! There are all KINDS of lesbians out there, just like there are all kinds of heterosexuals and bisexuals. And no, her girlfriend does not closely resemble a man either. She is edgy feminine and gorgeous as well. Just saying. Some stereotypes get far too perpetuated. Just because I'm "femme" so to speak does not mean I want a butch...hellz no. No offense, but I'd mind as well date men if I'm into girls who I mistake as guys. One of the common misconceptions I abhor the most is people who think that homosexuals should fall under the heterosexual paradigm...for instance one "man" in the relationship, and one "female". FUCK NO. Why on Earth would we revert back to that? We mix it up. Whatever goes, whatever is acceptable. Just be yourself. It's sad that some ill-informed parts of society anticipate that. Gay people should work to veer away from the heterosexual example. Isn't that what we have been fighting for for all of these years? I want to date someone feminine, like me. I like girls, so of course I find femininity attractive. Dresses, high heels, lipstick, long hair, low-cut shirts---all of that is HOT. Anyway, I'm kind of getting way off topic here I'll be back though, mark my words!

SEXUAL FLUIDITY

I believe in Freud's theory of innate bisexuality. Sexuality is fluid. Sometimes, we just don't want to admit this to ourselves. You never know who you will fall in love with. Fall in love with the PERSON not the gender. Even I will take a long sneak peek at an attractive guy, just because I like looking at good-looking people! Haha.

We develop over time. For instance, I used to like boys. A lot. I can't recall for the life of me anymore what attraction to a boy feels like. From about 2nd grade to 7th grade I had crushes on guys. Which is interesting, because all the while, this overlapped with me lusting over girls. I always had fascinations with women. I remember being about three years old and being positively enraptured with Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins. I carried the box around with me wherever I went. Not to mention I went through a slew of Mary Poppins dolls (and would undress them periodically.) 

When I was about five or six, I began my Doris Day obsession. I made my dad buy "On Moonlight Bay" and "By the Light of the Silvery Moon," two of her films on VHS in 2nd grade. I couldn't stop looking at her. I watched and re-watched these movies frequently. Yet at the same time, I was madly infatuated with the most "popular" guy in my 2nd grade class and would fantasize about French kissing him. 

In 5th grade is when I had my first real crush on a girl...my Math and Science teacher. She was out of her mind crazy (in a GOOD way) and I found her stunning, hilarious, animated, emotive, delightful, sexy, confident, etc. I didn't have a fucking clue what gay even meant though. Not until like 7th grade did I realize what it meant. Even after a Birds and the Bees talk in 5th grade---where we also covered gay issues---which I was flabbergasted about and when someone described a lesbian couple they knew I was repulsed, and found it so bizarre. 

Two years later, I fell for a girl. I didn't know what the fuck it meant though. I thought I just really liked her as a friend. FALSEHOOD.

A year later, I became crazy about one of my friends...soon enough, I came to my senses and realized what a fake bitch she was and we weren't friends for long.

In high school, I was purely in denial. I would say I was straight and that I liked guys...I even FORCED myself to until LAST YEAR EVEN. My first year of college.

But shit, I liked SO many girls in high school. All different types of girls too. I don't have "a type". If I fancy someone, I fancy them. Simple as that. 

Yes, I've liked friends before. About four times before. Let me tell you it SUCKS. I hope it never happens again to me. It's rough. Especially when they talk about boyfriends and shit like that. It's just kind of like, "I don't want to fucking hear it!" And they don't get it one bit. Unless of course you tell them that you like them...which is traumatizing. Don't do that...I was foolishly bold like that before. It will only fuck you up. It fucked me up for awhile. It's something that will kind of haunt you for awhile, kind of scar you. It will make you feel like love is impossible for you. I know love isn't impossible for me, but most of the time it feels like it. I deal though. I do NOT pity myself. I know who I am now, and have a Plan for Love so to speak, haha. 

It's asinine to think that this time last year I was still in denial I was a lesbian. For the first few months of school I would pick out random guys and talk them up to my friends and yes they were guys I thought were attracted but I wasn't attracted TO them. I was just playing myself up as a straight girl. Which I so wasn't.

Two of my good friends have told me that they knew I was gay soon after meeting me. One of them claims from the MOMENT they met me. The other one said toward the middle of the year, she totally got that vibe. 

On a different note. . .

I DETEST getting hit on by guys. It's flattering, and I bask in the attention, but it's uncomfortable. 

Even if I got hit on by some stone butch that I found incredibly unappealing, I would still bask in it, and probably flirt back.

I flirt with everyone I'm pretty sure. I mean straight people flirt with other straight people I feel like, because basically any kind of interaction constitutes as flirting, you know?

Anyway, I'm a bit off topic now. Back to sexual fluidity.

We never know who we are going to fall for. It's scary. And we're so narrow-minded at times, labeling ourselves as strictly monosexual. Like I am most certainly not going to rule out me dating a man someday---absolutely not. I'm open to it, for the experience. But is it likely? No. But you never know I could meet a wonderful (very metrosexual haha) man. The only men who I find attractive are very feminine. Like metrosexual straight men...that's hot. Feminine men are so attractive, they really are. Just because they have those feminine qualities that I crave.

What professionals have said is that no one is fully straight or fully gay. Most of us lie somewhere in between. Here's a test you can take. Naturally, I'm far closer to the gay side, due to questions like "Do you have sexual fantasies about men or women?" 

Ch-ch-ch-eck it out: http://mysexualorientation.com/

You know, I've realized I am entirely, fully, unreservedly comfortable with my sexuality and sexual orientation now. I will scream it loud and proud! It is ME. If you can't about it freely with your friends, well then find some new friends, bitch.

Anyway, here are my results for the test: 

On a scale from 0 to 13, with 13 being homosexual I am a 12-13. Holy shit.

Well, no shocker there.