Whatever, the rest of my favorites are on here: SYLVIA! Morrison, Dickens, Dickenson.
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA HOLD THE FUCK UP! JODI FUCKING PICOULT IS ON HERE?!??!?!?!??! DON'T TELL ME NICHOLAS SPARK IS! SHE IS SHIT! NOT A TRUE LITERARY ARTIST! SHE IS BULLSHIT! PURE AIRPORT, FORMULAIC FLUFF MOTHERFUCKER! THIS IS A FUCKING OUTRAGE!
But to be honest these results were yielded from a poll...fucking bullshit. These outrageous, dense fucking fools would probably say Angelina would make a better Scarlett than one of my favorite famous people in history VIVIEN LEIGH! People wouldn't know talent if it hit them right between the eyes!
My goal is to be on this list someday. I will show the world what TRUE literature is! All of Jodi Picoult's books are the fucking same!
But yeaaaah Hemingway is number six! Represent! C.S. Lewis...eh. Okay, I hated that Narnia shit but I despise fantasy. I did enjoy Harry Potter though till it became highly overrated and downright exhausted. J.K. Rowling certainly deserves to be on this list though. She is clearly one of the most intelligent writers out there today. Thank GOD Danielle Steele isn't on this list! Amen to that!
Poe and Fitzgerald, I applaud you voters. I remember being enchanted and morbidly fascinated with "Tell Tale Heart" in middle school; and always yearning to reading "The Raven." He's a genius.
Fitzgerald...well Gatsby 'nuff said. The Beautiful and the Damned, This Side of Paradise, etc. Amazing. The most lyrical writer I've ever read.
TRUMAN CAPOTE AND HARPER LEE NEED TO BE ON HERE---FUCKING BULLSHIT!
Roald Dahl...really?! That's kid shit! Not true literature!
Dr. Seuss though makes sense. Very tolerable.
Dante...yes. "The Inferno". A teacher I knew in high school praised that piece of literature.
Oops Lee is on here, but not Capote. SERIOUSLY!?!??!?!?!?!?! "In Cold Blood" was genius. And you cannot forget "Breakfast at Tiffany's" and the like. JESUS!
- William Shakespeare
- Charles Dickens
- Fyodor Dostoevsky
- J.R.R. Tolkien
- Leo Tolstoy
- Ernest Hemingway
- Jane Austen
- George Orwell
- John Steinbeck
- Mark Twain
- James Joyce
- C.S. Lewis
- Alexandre Dumas
- Edgar Allan Poe
- F. Scott Fitzgerald
- Oscar Wilde
- Kurt Vonnegut
- Franz Kafka
- J.K. Rowling
- William Faulkner
- Stephen King
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez
- J.D. Salinger
- Vladimir Nabokov
- Homer
- Victor Hugo
- Charlotte Bronte
- Agatha Christie
- Ayn Rand
- Robert Louis Stevenson
- Virginia Woolf
- Albert Camus
- Douglas Adams
- Thomas Hardy
- Herman Melville
- Dante Alighieri
- Harper Lee
- Joseph Conrad
- Jack Kerouac
- Emily Bronte
- Marcel Proust
- Jules Verne
- W. Somerset Maugham
- Roald Dahl
- Philip Pullman
- Aldous Huxley
- Anton Chekhov
- Jack London
- H. G. Wells
- Arthur Conan Doyle
- Terry Pratchett
- Ray Bradbury
- Paulo Coelho
- John Milton
- Henry Miller
- Dr. Seuss
- George Eliot
- Jodi Picoult
- Khalid Hosseini
- Hunter S. Thompson
- John Grisham
- Henry David Thoreau
- Ian McEwan
- Joseph Heller
- Miguel de Cervantes
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
- John Irving
- H.P. Lovecraft
- Salman Rushdie
- Plato
- Isaac Asimov
- Thomas Mann
- Nicholas Sparks
- Rudyard Kipling
- Bram Stoker
- Cormac McCarthy
- Sylvia Plath
- Jean Paul Sarte
- Jorge Luis Borges
- Orson Scott Card
- Nikolai Gogol
- Honore de Balzac
- Nathaniel Hawthorne
- Graham Greene
- D. H. Lawrence
- Charles Bukowski
- Chuck Palahniuk
- Friedrich Nietzsche
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Dan Brown
- Toni Morrison
- Margaret Atwood
- Emily Dickinson
- Gustave Flaubert
- Mikhail Bulgakov
- Edith Wharton
- Evely Waugh
- Samuel Beckett
- Sidney Sheldon
- William Blake
- Clare Kelly (mmmmhmmm, that's right!)
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