I absolutely love Kathy Fucking Griffin.

Drag shows may very well be my new obsession. I want to do a shitload more of them before I die! It was absolutely exhilarating and intoxicating! I was Usher, Pitbull and AJ from the Backstreet Boys. Next year I'm thinking Michael Jackson and/or Adam Lambert. But being in a group makes it so much more fun! Or I can do both. That would work too! Maybe I can be a professional drag or burlesque performer somewhere down the line (it can be a precursor to my year of stripping that I plan on doing in a lesbian bar for a year in order to write a book about it. And it WON'T be a self-indulgent, self-actualization, self-discovery kind of deal like "Eat, Pray, Love." Although, not going to lie, the main character in that movie/book reminded me so much of myself. I told my mom that and she's like, "Ugh don't say that!" My mom had to read that book for her book club I believe and was NOT a fan! Anyway, I digress, per usual. 

<===That is one FIERCE wig right there! That's so Katy Perry from the "California Gurls" video. 

<=== How "Chicago" is THAT? Totally right up my alley! Next year for the drag show I think I want to be a faux queen with some guys and maybe some girls and we can do a number with some top hats and chair dancing. How epic would that be?!?!