Tuesday, March 15, 2011

What I like about Men

1. Boys don't play games. They are simple creatures. My mom has always told me this and it's absolutely true. I have two brothers and I've studied how they act with girls and in general and it's very straightforward shit with them. They act how they feel, they tell it how it is. There are no mind games and emotional bullshit like with girls. No complications. No problems. Until you find out the one you like's a player or something. Haha. Nothing goes without strings attached my friends!
2. If he initiates he's probably interested. However, if you notice you are always the one making contact with him and find you are highly frustrated, befuddled, irritated and sense mixed signals and that he is being mysterious, chances are this isn't good news, honey. Move the hell on. Girls are the same way, trust me. They say one thing, do another, then act another way another time, and then say more bullshit. Girls are a bundle of contradictions. Luckily guys are not such intricate beings. This is why God created men and women. To balance this world out. If the world was all women we would be doomed. The Earth would implode.
3. Don't use "Oh he's shy," and "He's intimidated by me," as excuses as to why he doesn't take the initiative with you. Hello, wake up call: he's just not that into you. Like that amazing self-help book. And movie. That's bullshit girls tell themselves because they have too much pride. It takes a boatload of maturity to say to yourself, "Okay bad gut feelings here. He doesn't like me. Totally his loss. I'm gonna move the fuck on and not waste my time."
4. Guys are sensitive creatures. Maybe even more sensitive than girls sometimes. Not to sound like an anti-feminist, but let's get real, girls are ruthless. We really can be. Guys are too dopey to be manipulative, vindictive vixens.
5. Dating guides are worthless. Be yourself. Know your shortcomings. Diminish their effects. And you're golden. Corny, but it's the truth. AMEN!
6. I know my weaknesses: I've never been in a relationship but when I DO get to that point (If I live to see the day) I feel as if whether it's worth a woman or a man, I'll wear the pants. I can be bossy. I have a strong personality. My friends tell me that, but frankly they don't need to. I have an ample enough of self-awareness to know that. I can be intense. But I'm highly passionate too! Anyway, I will be very straight up. For instance, there are these two international kids I'm interested in: an Italian and Australian. Within 10 minutes of talking with the Australian over dinner I asked for his number. He gave it to me. Easy as that. I don't believe in playing "hard to get" and bullshit like that.
Tell it like it is. You get the truth that way. If you like someone, tell them. It can result in severe heartache though (especially with women in my case. But hey you get over that bullshit and move the fuck on.)Like the last girl I liked she said she was "definitely attracted to me" but simultaneously basically was disgusted by me. It's very complex. Still don't understand. But that's why I cut the cord with the chick. Whatever. So we didn't mesh. I'm so glad I tried though, ya know? Rejection's not that bad. You do come out of it a hell of a lot stronger, and with plenty more self-confidence, it's true. 
Damn, I wish girls were more like guys. Girls make no fucking sense when it comes to love. So if I like someone, I tell them. I honestly do this because I feel, "You should be honored to be liked by me. I am GREAT!" Every single human being (every decent one that is) should feel this way about themselves.
Anyway, so technically, scientifically speaking I am "bisexual" but I really do not like labels, in spite of wanting an identity and shit. But I'm beyond that. That's high school bullshit, when you're trying to find yourself. I found myself last year. I 90 percent like women but rare situations arise. I've found I do NOT like American men. Easy as that. For the most part. But who the fuck knows right? I will date a woman or a man. I fantasize more about women more though. I wish the rest of the world was so open minded.  

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