THANKSGIVING CARDS!!!!!!!!!!

<=Don't judge me, cunt.
Why am I a dumbass who lacks wits in that empty noggin of mine?
I most certainly had this idea drift through my mind last year, but nothing materialized because two seconds later I was on to other futile, zany thoughts. Ya know, the usual!
I am going to write thanksgiving cards to all of my friends this year. It will be my newfound tradition! I wish I did this last year, I really do. Shit, it's going to take forever, I have so much to say to everyone.
What do you think of this idea? Telling people how much they mean to you is far superior to boasting about how much cash money you'll be rolling in in the new year AKA a Christmas card letter? I always mock that shit, and I know a lot of your out there know what I'm talking about as well, and I'm certain you do the same. 
I have SO much to say to everyone, I'm going to limit each one to two pages. Shit, who am I kidding? It's going to be a dissertation to everyone. Which is funny, because since college the majority of my friends are here. So I've only been friends with the majority of them for a little more than a year. THAT'S IT. And they know me pretty much better than my own family. ABSOLUTELY NUTS. And then there's some people who I only got to know this year who know me frightening well already, and vice versa. It's scary almost! In a good way! 
What should I say to all of them?
I will tell them all that I feel certain we will be friends for the rest of our lives at least in some way, shape or form. And that they have all impacted me in ways I never even would've been able to imagine in high school. While rotting away like a decrepit nursing home patient in high school it never even crossed my mind I'd make friends like this. SUCH A VARIETY TOO. I've met the biggest characters in college EVER. What an experience! It stuns me everyday that I wake up in the morning (feeling like P. Diddy.)
Wow I'm freezing and exhausted. I don't think I'll go back till like midnight. I'm truly in a very sedate state now. PECULIAR MUCH?!?! Whoa, I've lost my train of thought this post is drawing to a close. It's pointless anyway...point made. I'm going to handwrite (old school it!) I'm-so-grateful-for-you cards to all of my friends. I can't wait to get started! It'll be a great project over break and it'll be a great surprise...unless they are reading this now. WHATEV! I DON'T CARE!
I'm going to be all sentimental as I highly enjoy being and wildly emotive and be all like YOU'RE THE BEST FRIENDS I COULD EVER HAVE! And what I love is all of my friends are so INSANELY different from one another. Such a random flock of people. I couldn't have possibly have met more exciting friends. We're all so odd in wonderful, delightful ways!