A hypothetical dating advertisement, if you will

salutations y'alls, my name's "lola"
i'm a raving lunatic, in the most fun-loving and respectable manner possible
i'm rather hyperactive
i'm insanely, absurdly, wretchedly arbitrary
i write, blog, overanalyze, observe, bitch and fight for gay rights bitches in my own unique ways, primarily through writing. aside from that, i don't do much else
the way i see it...i'm not gonna fucking micromanage, this isn't fucking high school where we have to overbook ourselves and get overinvolved in shit that we're not passionate about whatsoever. this is college, where you should narrow down your ambitions, 'cuz after all, you're only gonna truly put forth effort in what you love
aside from...i'm in alliance and the feminist clubs at school...they don't do all that much though. the lectures are very engaging, however. i prefer to do the gay rights thing my own way.
i'm definitely a sexually fluid person...either that, or i'm just horny. one of my good friends tells me i'm a "pansexual" in other words, i just love everything. "You just like everything," she tells me matter-of-factly. "But just don't like animals in that way." Beastiality KB? Really? What the fuck do you think I am.
I do a lot of harmless, bizarre things, so if that doesn't float your boat then you can drive your boat away from my island and into a fucking glacier for all I care. Or on a lighter note, into the horizon. There is no rhyme and reason to a lot of what I do. But I prefer it like that. I usually do this to spice things up more in life.
Life is too fucking goddamn boring to not go apeshit nuts to add pizzazz and garner more stories out of it.
I am complex yet very simple. After graduation I want to get the fuck out of here and to West Hollywood and hopefully make a living as a successful novelist/writer in general. My immense, unrealistic dream is to get published before I graduate. And if this fails, I want to keep on trying while simultaneously teaching. I want to party hard in L.A. and live that ideal counterculture, beatnik life (bringing back the Beat Generation, yo!) Hahaha. Anyway...back to my book...