I want to be just like her when I'm old. In fact, all this GG watching has got me ECSTATIC to grow old!
I want to one of those crazed, raunchy, filterless Grandmas who say whatever the fuck they want and don't give a shit what people think, since they feel, "Hell I'm gonna die soon anyway, mind as well say what's on my mind!" Well, I suppose I'm on the right track!
I'm gonna be just like GaGa, my beloved grandmother. Not prim and proper and dull, but a lavish spender---buying all kinds of crazy shit for my grandchildren, taking them out to fancy restaurants, spoiling them ROTTEN. And teaching them swear words and the benefits of not conforming to social norms and not having a filter. And telling bitches and cunts off.
That's the old lady I'm gonna be. The one who has zero tolerance or patience and flips off absolutely everyone on the road when she's driving.
I'll be buying so much shit when I'm older with my retirement money. Cadillacs (to carry on the family tradition), trips to Florida, extravagant clothes, you know, the usual.
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